My name is Courtney, I am 18 years old and I like the internet and good food.
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better